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So this came up on my FB, and I thought it would be fun here....
Tell me a sentence you could say both during sex and at a family dinner.
Ohhhhhh that looks moist.... wipe that sauce off your mouth.....Do you want more meat?
Your turn 😀

#humour #Dinner #sex
Sacha 7 Feb 3
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Level 8

"That reminds me of the sausage I tasted when I was in prison."

Jnei Level 8 Feb 3, 2018
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5

Level 8

How long will that take?

4

Level 8

"Do you need a fork?"

Jnei Level 8 Feb 3, 2018
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4

Level 9

Can you just hold this for me?

WOW! DEEELICIOUS!

Hot!

5

Level 7

Can I offer you more schnitzengruben?

5

Level 8

"I wasn't sure it'd be enough; luckily, the butcher had a large one."

Jnei Level 8 Feb 3, 2018
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Level 9

I like dark meat.

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Level 8

Well Sacha.... here's one I use to say..

  1. Yummmm... thankyou god...( blessing )
  2. Yummmm... an afternoon delight!
  3. Damn... that smells good!
  4. Ooooooo.... another blond moment.
  5. Mmmmm.... it's hot in here!
  6. Mmmm..... those buns are warm..
  7. Mmmm... I want some of your cookies..
  8. Yummm... I just love the thighs.
  9. Yummm... theres nothing like sucking an egg.
  10. Yumm... smells like sex and candy.

Watch "Sex And Candy" on YouTube

Thankyou so much for putting that song in my head! lol

@Sacha. Well...shucks... your welcome...lol.
3

Level 9

Please pass the yams.

3

Level 7

That was freaking hot! Can I have seconds?

Kimba Level 7 Feb 3, 2018
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4

Level 8

"You really filled me up!"

"Doesn't look like much, but it tastes amazing..."

8

Level 7

""That was surprisingly good, but a bit salty"

Is it REALLY salty?

@SergeyCornwall Give it a try and tell me what YOU think!
2

Level 8

Was that just the appetizer?

2

Level 5

Oh, I'm about to pop!

Now those . . . those are big nuts . . .

I'm gonna dive right into this clam . . .

0

Level 7

You guys are all cracking me up!! Thanks for the laughs 😀

Sacha Level 7 Feb 3, 2018
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Level 5

"Um, am I supposed to use my fingers?'
"No way! Do you know how many calories are in that?"
"Dammit, the meat's cold."
"I really shouldn't, but ... It's the weekend!"
"Someone help Grandma find her teeth."
"The dog is watching ... again."

LOL at Grandmas teeth
3

Level 5

Is it sapose to taste like this?

That is a good one.
2

Level 5

And to top things off pass me the chocolate syrup!

2

Level 7

For gawd sake, wash your hands first.

2

Level 7

Care for Spotted Dick for dessert?

[epicurious.com]

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Level 6

OMG ... that is soooo good!! I need more!! What's for desert? ... Really?

2

Level 7

Mine will be simple, The woman to her male partner was it good do you want some more? How about more breadsticks lols?

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Level 8

Are you going to eat that?

2

Level 8

nom nom nom

2

Level 8

Do you want whipped cream on that?
Don't talk with your mouth full.

JimG Level 8 Feb 4, 2018
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