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Ruin a first date in four words.

I saw this on Facebook and since this is (presumably) a dating site I thought I'd ask. "Your place or mine" doesn't count.

EricTrommater 9 Feb 3
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I think it ripped.

Skald Level 2 Feb 4, 2018
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Wow! You look really slutty!

3

Changed my fucking mind.

2

You have a Gimpsuit?

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You're my BEST friend................. I say as drool falls out of my mouth😛

2

"I don't like cats."

Jnei Level 8 Feb 4, 2018
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One, two, three, out.

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I'm married but my wife won't mind.

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I sure was mistaken.

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Let us go dutch.

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Wonna play marbles with me?

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HI HUNNY I'M HOME!!! .. I say with an axe in my hand😛

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I live with mom.

See my tracking cuff?

I tattooed your name...

I killed my parents.

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Fell down, hurt self. (happened last week).

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Double scotch and Ketamine?

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“You know about microevolution?”

Had that happen, he then proceeded telling me about meeting Ken Ham and being in a picture together........

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Your dicks too small..your twat smells badly.

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And this is the room where we peel kittens lile bannas cuse our god said so

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I'm really from IRAN!

IT CROWD joke there....

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I've really shat myself

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Your own personal Jesus...........depeche mode style

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