Obviously, this post has been here a while, but, here goes.....
If you don't know what an early american iron furnace is, picture stones, 4' long x 2' wide x 2' high stacked into a pyramid/chimney structure about 20-25 ft high.
an average sized person would only go about halfway up that doorway.
Now picture me as a teen, with my first real boyfriend showing him the sights of this area. Imagine me trying to impress him by climbing this thing!!!
NOW imagine me stuck halfway up, not able to come back down, cause I can't see my feet!

Also, one of my little sister's got her head stuck in a bike rack. We all thought that was pretty hilarious. Due to her crying and struggling, it took a while to get her little head out of there. And believe it or not, that's the last time she ever stuck her head in a bike rack

Guess this parallels sticking your tongue to a flagpole when it's freezing out.. Closest I've come was rock-climbing as a kid, I put my hands on 2 boulders, intending to lift my feet high enough to leap through and over them, obviously one of my feet didn't quite clear, all I remember was waking up, sitting up at the bottom of the boulders with a mild case of shock (everything was surreally mellow, that kind of shock)

Once as a kid zipped my scrotum into my shorts while camping. My father unzipped me. As an adult I can't but wonder how he didn't just lose it laughing. You'd think I'd have learned but as an adult I brilliantly decided to fry bacon while nude. And I'm tall!

Oh, poor puppy.

When my sister and I were 5 & 8 respectively, we didn’t have access to a pool as yet. So during one summer my dad setup a pole in the yard with a hose connected to the top. Acting sort of like an outdoor shower. On a particularly hot summer day, my sister and I would take turns running toward the pole to get wet. On one of my sisters turns she ran head first into the pole. She was knocked out.

On a separate occasion we went fishing on a pier on Sunset Beach NC. We were all cover relatively well with sunscreen and whatever was necessary to keep ourselves from getting sunburned. I had recently had my hair cut very short. I didn’t think anything about wearing a hat. So I somehow managed to get a bad sunburn on the top of my head and nowhere else.

Riding a wheelie on extended fork bicycle around 8. Fork came off when landing. Testicles hit bolt. Mom and neighbor lady 2 inches away inspecting for all they were worth. Maybe only real time I needed a God!!! hahaha

My kid around age 18 months got his head stuck between bars in our gate and of course panicked. I found the story of a child that got the head stuck between the fangs of the Jaguar in Jacksonville Alltel stdm. Forcing the filing of the fang... it was given to him has a memento.

Last summer my dog saw a turtle on it's back. She recognized the problem and nosed the turtle right side up.. I was impressed.

I was the kid that got his tongue stuck on the frozen pipe. I'm glad there's no pictures.

That would be the night I fell into the toilet. Yup bf had left the seat up and I had a bad knee. (Now repaired) - Needed help getting out.