Not currently in a relationship and that should tell you.

I've chosen to be celibate, but if I count how often I have sex with myself... I'm doing pretty good.

Not gloating in public (much).

I wish but don't wish. It usually comes with baggage I don't want to carry

I forgot how to do it

Sadly, if I want it nowadays, I have to pay for it.

When I can afford it I go for two hours so as to be able to spend a while just talking about silly things.

That's, if you get an intelligent prozzy, the best part.

Cuddling afterwards doesn't happen. (Where's the sad smiley?)

Admin, you have a problem with multiple voting here.

Actually, forget I said that.

It's been a few years

4 1/2 years and counting since the last time.

I was getting some but then she wanted to move in and get married so I am no longer getting any

In my dreams!

Unless being with myself is considered a "relationship"?!?

Dang, what an overall depressing thread! I know this is a new site, but I wish we could all "click" soon, or at least a lot more.

Are you kidding me???? I'm 63 yrs old, and my husband's 67! Although I was a nimble nymph in my youth, I've slowed down. My ass is TIRED!!

My husband feels the same! He retired as a stud years ago!

But a few yrs ago, we found that Dulce de Leche Hagen Daz ice cream is better at our age. If we feel like getting kinky, we'll fill our bowls up with ice cream, get in our bed and mumble "Fxck you!" at each other. That amount of sex seems to fix us right up!

That majority is kind of depressing to see. Two years for me and I miss the connection.

Have female roommate that used to be a pelvic associate but now just sleeps on the other side of my bed and helps me tale care of my mom. It also turns out that my envelope is much bigger than hers and she thinks that I am a purvey old man and I say I'm not that old.

Beyond that, it's been so long that I forgot who gets tied up. Just kidding, they get tied up.

When it comes to sex..what's enough?..I get satiated..but can you ever really get "Enough"?

Divorced 20 years ago, tried to get back with my 1st in 2005. (THAT went over like a lead balloon!) Guess that was the last time.

Lot of lonely people on here. Glad I'm not the only one!

Not as urgent a necessity for us women....mostly. As estrogen reduces the drive, testosterone increases it. Therefore men have a preponderance of urgencies that us "ladies" are absent of. So self gratification is a release. Tho the touch of another yearned for, is without description.

I have a feeling that most people don't get enough...

I live in the middle of the woods and am avoiding the virus.
i am discussing with a few who might want to come live here, so that might change things.

Where’s the “Jacking off because I live in the Bible Belt” option?

You left out: In a relationship and get plenty.

Life is rough for an adolescent tough
Even if you're good looking like me (hey-hey-hey!)
I wouldn't say no to a little bit of stuff
Naaaah, not many.
But I ain't getting any.