My brother who like me has no religion married a Catholic woman in her church/chapel, it was very low key - no flowers no music etc. as it was 51 years ago and frowned upon as a 'mixed marriage'. Our side of the church were absolutely clueless about what was going on and constantly looking for clues from the other side My mother was hissing stand up! sit down ! Now! Kneel! I wanted ot laugh all the way through it was like a sketch from Monty Python

I was raised Catholic too. I was about 10 years old, feeling quite ill... I puked my guts out in the isle during communion. Don't know why, but I always chuckle about it.