Jonah Hill, only because I think he’s the only one who could pull it off.

Ron Jeremy, that way everyone will be waiting for the good parts to happen but they never will.

Dan Akyroid

Hmm..some slender, athletic person who can ride horses without bridles or saddles.

Any movie of my life would cost about $7.23 and that includes the budget for special effects. I see Crisp Rat playing me.

I mean, Chris Pratt but he'd have to shave his head and knock a good 8" off his height.

Loved Along Came Polly. Great question and answer ummm ? probably Vince Van Patton he's got similar skills

There is only One known actor in the whole hollywood universe with my type of hair... and he ain't Latino. So I don't see the movie ever being made on account of unaceptable, poor casting. My way, with all due respect and admiration for John Torturro and his cutomizable hair.

I think Jason Bateman would do a fine job of portraying my life in all it hilarity and sadness!