And all this time I thought I was barren.

I thought this looked familier. I stole something similiar from the book of face a while back...

It truly is miraculous.

Thats poo

Ah, the mighty Chris (Simpsons Artist) - a true genius!

I was told by my parents she had to hold the egg in her mouth safely while a stork was dispatched to exchange it for a baby.

Did you know they fly those things in knapsacks hanging from their mouths? It's a wonder we don't have children falling from the sky, splatterin' on buildings all over the place. Waste of a good meal that'd be. I think someone needs to have a conversation with OSHA, that can't be safe.

That's hilarious! I had to try to find the whole book... it's here: [amazon.co.uk]