Like me as I am

Too much emphasis on color of skin. Any of us can choose a color of clothing, or body bronzer or tint, but it's what inside our hearts and minds, for what we express outward that really counts. I can paint my skin, wear whatever colors, but when I perform, or interact with others, I tend to project kind of a beige-rose color, I'm guessing, or maybe take on a bit of the colors around me greens, peach, blues, to adapt to various surroundings where I'm enjoying myself and comfortable.

No thanks.

1. probably physically uncomfortable procedure.
2. my clothing color palette matches my current hue.
3. pretty sure medicare wouldn't cover that.
   

I'd just like a nice all over tan (no tan lines)

Anything but orange. That color has been ruined for at least a decade.

Nope. I'm good.

I would like to be able to change it at will, like a cuttlefish.

Well there's body paint and there's tattoos but mostly there's spray tan. I could do any of them but I don't. So I guess the answer is no. Says this straight, white cisgendered male.