LINK Christ Calls Off Plans For Return After Realizing It’s Been So Long It’ll Be Weird Now

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LINK Christ Calls Off Plans For Return After Realizing It’s Been So Long It’ll Be Weird Now

Yea, be way too awkward

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Answer 1

But, at the speed of light he would still not be out of the Milky Way galaxy.

Answer 2

He would come back but for some reason he has developed a pathological phobia of crosses and we keep sticking them up every blooming were.

Answer 3

yes, that must be done every 10 or 20 years

Answer 4

They've milked that old prophecy in Daniel for long enough.

Answer 5

"And with this news shall come forth much wailing, rending of clothing, tearing out of hair and gnashing of the teeth emanating from the Faithfoools."

Answer 6

He’s seen that the end of the world is nigh in any case...with us rapidly killing off the planet...so he reckons he’ll be seeing us (not we atheists of course!), in heaven pretty soon anyway, so it’s pointless coming back!!

Answer 7

Meh... He's just afraid of the anti-Christ running the USA.

Answer 8

Or this: [smbc-comics.com]


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