I’m an ordained minister, I spent the $50 and have a certificate that I can register at the courthouse allowing me to legally perform whatever religious ceromony I choose. I work in a music shop, the number of people buying ‪tax free bass guitars in the name of the church was rubbing me the wrong way so I decided that just to show how little putting the word minister in front of your name warranted any sort of extra privilege or respect I would go through the process and do whatever it took to become a minister myself… It took a handful of clicks on some cockamamie website and 50 bucks, that’s it. At one point I was even going to have a band called the Agnostic Ministers but alas, I’m atheist