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Someone made a post about Jesus the Christ being a super hero, cracked me right up and reminded me of this Patton Oswalt gag. Seriously? JC a Superhero. lol

Surfpirate 9 Apr 28
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Loves me some Patton. Great stuff.

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I like this (related) one about "skycake."

I LOVE SKY CAKE!! I recommend it to people who I think can handle it.

I was going to post this one too, but ya beat me to it. Either way. great piece.

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It's a bird, its a plane, it's JESUSSSSSSSS!

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Actually I think jesus would make a great supervillain. Seriously, what was his real message?

"Bow to me! Call me your Lord! Love me more than your family! Obey me! Serve me! Let me control every aspect of your life! Refuse and I shall torture you for all eternity!"

Yeah, right then it's "Avengers assemble!" time.

All valid points.

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No, it's true! Have you seen this?

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Jesus is second rate in the pantheon of not only superheros but gods too.

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I'll go for the Patton Oswalt explanation anytime. As for Jesus walking on water, that's just what gods do in their spare time. Maybe he was bored.

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Oh I'm a superhero baby . . . yeah! - A partner ever holler out my name when you were getting it on?

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