Kanye West declared Saturday night he's running for president with the tweet: "We must now realize the promise of America by trusting God, unifying our vision and building our future. I am running for president of the United States. #2020VISION." I can see it now: Kanye as president, his wife Kim Kardashian as first lady, his pal Elon Musk as attorney general, Khloe Kardashian as secretary of state and the rest of us moving to Canada, Mexico or any country that will give us asylum.