How to have sex during the pandemic.
COVID-19 virus is in human and animal semen and feces, including dogs and rats. Yikes!
So, there’s a man who can’t get enough of me. "I fantasy about you," he said today. Although we’re not a match otherwise, we have a sensational connection in bed. After five years, we know how to please each other. He lives in Seattle, 150 miles away.
Increasingly randy, I problem-solved. So, this morning:
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Windows were open with a strong breeze.
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We both wore masks.
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Both washed our hands thoroughly.
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He enjoyed watching me play with a vibrator.
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Gave him sensual hand play with lubrication.
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Cleaned up with a warm, wet washcloth. Tossed the washcloths in the wash.
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We washed our hands again. Enjoyed relaxing and catching up.
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Afterward, I cleaned sheets and towels. Sanitized doorknobs, sink handles, soap dispensers, etc.
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Took a nap.
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Good grief, that sounds more like a clinical operation than a fun sexual experience! No thanks, not for me, but whatever turns you on, there is no accounting for what others find sexually gratifying.
Marionville
Level 10
July 25, 2020
3
I suspect that you are a exhibitionist.
Jolanta
Level 9
July 24, 2020
5
I think it's hilarious. Where there's a will, there's a way.
My mother was a registered nurse. I'm comfortable talking about sex.
@LiterateHiker So am I.
Wow! Thanks for the tips. I hope the results were satisfactory for both of you.
BudFrank
Level 8
July 24, 2020
5
Indeed. Delicious.
I would love to reproduce what you described above. I have got to find a partner of some kind, even if I have to pay her.
BitFlipper
Level 8
July 24, 2020
3
I have sex the same way I've been having sex for the past 18 years. It becomes more and more difficult over time to become aroused without any partner, but there are alternative ways of stimulation.
BitFlipper
Level 8
July 24, 2020
1
Take some time off. You'll become aroused!
Well looks like you both had safe fun ,just hope you got off also with the vib 
Women should always get off first
RoyMillar
Level 9
July 24, 2020
8
You are just the sweetest Roy.
no bowling movie or even popcorn?
hankster
Level 9
July 24, 2020
4
Dinner and drinks would be nice.
@Wildflower one way or another food has to be in the mix.
"Are you hungry?" I asked. He said no.
@LiterateHiker all hungries ain't equal I guess. it's nice that you asked though.
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