Meant to post this earlier but had a bit of laundry that was urgently needing doing.
Yesterday, being Sunday here in Aussie country, I decided to treat myself to a bit of wander before heading up to get my Sunday paper, etc.
My little sojourn took me past the Catholic Church, not intentional btw but it happened.
As I was walking past the gates to the Church of Bullshit, Garbage and Paedo-Priests, the Black clad Con Artist was blessing his sheeple at the gate as they were leaving.
He turned to me and rattled off the tired and useless rhetoric of " In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost," to which I responded, completely off the cuff, " Testicles, Spectacles, Shoe and Socks, now keep your hands off little boy's jocks ( underpants)."
Damn I wish I'd had a camera with me, his reaction and facial expression was absolutely priceless.
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button."completely off the cuff, " Testicles, Spectacles, Shoe and Socks,
now keep your hands off little boy's jocks"
Witty! Haha...I could imagine the video.
GoodMan
Level 7
Sep 1, 2020
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You sound a bit like me. Sometimes it's more fun to make a little trouble than to be polite and PC.
TomMcGiverin
Level 8
Aug 31, 2020
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Hilarious! Well done.
LiterateHiker
Level 9
Aug 30, 2020
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Thank you, I do try to keep my 'hand in' when it comes to the old Aussie style of 'Shit-Stirring' when it comes to the likes of God-botherers, etc.
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