I wonder if those legislators know that the New Testiment part of their holy book says that the hands of those caught doing it should be chopped off.

So, what do you think? Are these Texas wankers really going to lock themselves up?

Ha,ha,ha!

Just realized groups on the far right, Proud Boys for example, are advocating for their members to not masturbate so they don't waste so much time on porn. After all spreading misogyny is more important. Maybe that's why it's actually making its way through the ultra-conservative Texas legislature?

Don't know if you watch "Last Week Tonight with John Oliver" but his main story Sunday night was about abortion, specifically "Crisis Pregnancy Centers" and how horrid they are to women. If you have access to the show I'd highly recommend watching the episode. It may be on YouTube by now.

If a doctor asks about your sex life will he have to read you your Miranda rights?

This would be the time to advise Texas to be careful about the incredible heat in their state. No seriously, this bill is a stumble.

I'd say: "Payback's a bi... " but I try not to use the 'b' word.

Maybe this bil -if voted into law-will teach the stupid legislators that women reproductive rights must be respected. I hope you guys see the sarcasm and the message conveyed by this bill.

Hmmm... Awww...come on baby.... you know it's against the law for me to masterbate. Lol.

Parents better lock up your kids, There will be a lot of 'preying' clergy on the loose!

Wow what a bunch of jerkoffs

Though This Was Brilliant.

I have to say that when I saw this, I went "WTF!!". Seriously screwed up that bill

Texas is a shithole of Teathuglican politics..that's a sad testimony that they'd take a bill like this seriously.

Hey! It's in Texas. Just appreciate the irony.

Would someone who enforces such a law be an expert ex-spurt?

I read it I get it. Hopefully, more people will get the jest of what she is proposing. I can’t believe how much Texas has been moving backwards on reproductive rights.

Ibsanity.

I would love, love and love to see this bill brought up by the DNC senatorial section. Put the bill in front of the american people. The women will immediately get it and most men, once they recover from shock, will look forward to a little karate pulling later that evening

The Texas legislature is full of a bunch of jerkoffs!

And how, exactly, are they going to enforce this? Anybody wanna be on masturbation patrol? Not me.