Would someone who enforces such a law be an expert ex-spurt?

Hey! It's in Texas. Just appreciate the irony.

Texas is a shithole of Teathuglican politics..that's a sad testimony that they'd take a bill like this seriously.

I have to say that when I saw this, I went "WTF!!". Seriously screwed up that bill

Though This Was Brilliant.

Wow what a bunch of jerkoffs

Parents better lock up your kids, There will be a lot of 'preying' clergy on the loose!

Hmmm... Awww...come on baby.... you know it's against the law for me to masterbate. Lol.

Maybe this bil -if voted into law-will teach the stupid legislators that women reproductive rights must be respected. I hope you guys see the sarcasm and the message conveyed by this bill.

I'd say: "Payback's a bi... " but I try not to use the 'b' word.

This would be the time to advise Texas to be careful about the incredible heat in their state. No seriously, this bill is a stumble.

If a doctor asks about your sex life will he have to read you your Miranda rights?

Don't know if you watch "Last Week Tonight with John Oliver" but his main story Sunday night was about abortion, specifically "Crisis Pregnancy Centers" and how horrid they are to women. If you have access to the show I'd highly recommend watching the episode. It may be on YouTube by now.

Just realized groups on the far right, Proud Boys for example, are advocating for their members to not masturbate so they don't waste so much time on porn. After all spreading misogyny is more important. Maybe that's why it's actually making its way through the ultra-conservative Texas legislature?

So, what do you think? Are these Texas wankers really going to lock themselves up?

I wonder if those legislators know that the New Testiment part of their holy book says that the hands of those caught doing it should be chopped off.

And HOW praytell, would that EVER be enforced !?

I am glad I don't live in Texas. What else would I do with my free time.

Gotta see the sperm police in action . Should make for thrilling viewing

Love it! Men still won't get how ridiculous they are thinking they should have power over woman's bodies and choices. I sure hope I see a lot of change in my lifetime, this shit is getting very old.

I have never believed that men have the right to tell a woman what they can or can't do with their bodies. it dates back to the judeo-christian belief system and the fact they hide behind the bible. that a woman subject to their man. . Have at ladies. its your body. ehance it dehance it whatever.

Yep the women in congress are going to make a hell of a difference....especially thinking women......