LINK Flat Earthers Are Whining About How Their Friends Think They’re Idiots | Hemant Mehta | Friendly Atheist | Patheos
In a lengthy CNN feature on the spread of the Flat Earth community — cheekily titled “The flat-Earth conspiracy is spreading around the globe” — a couple of people attending a recent conference in Dallas, Texas whine about how they’ve lost friends over their lunacy.
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GeorgeRocheleau
Level 8
Nov 20, 2020
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Your talking about idiots who will tell you that a boat sinks because of water around it, not because water got into it.
Stupid is stupid. You can’t fix it.
SAdly my son is a flat earther. He also voted for tRump the loser.
xenoview
Level 8
Nov 19, 2020
2
He may just be rebelling.
This made me so happy. Fancy them being offended by that, who would have thought.
Jolanta
Level 9
Nov 19, 2020
5
Then skinned losers.
Of course the sensible people will laugh and ridicule the stupid, that IS life after all, isn't it.
Triphid
Level 9
Nov 18, 2020
5
Most certainly is.
P.S. I have yet to find any flat earther who has been able to provide a plausible explanation for the motion of the stars across the sky.
anglophone
Level 9
Nov 18, 2020
3
It has obviously not occurred to those idiots that their friends think of them as idiots precisely because they are idiots.
anglophone
Level 9
Nov 18, 2020
5
Reminds me of the old ‘Foo Bird” joke....
Canndue
Level 8
Nov 18, 2020
2
" Foo bird joke," is that anything like the " oomadoodle" bird joke/prank I played on my Evangelidiot neighbour recently?
@Triphid sorta, many years ago, 5 explorers and a native chief were walking in the jungle. Suddenly, a big foo bird flew overhead and shit on one of the explorers. He wiped it off and immediately died.
I while later, as they are walking, a foo bird flew over and shit on an explorer, we wiped it off and immediately died
A while later, as they are walking, a foo bird shit on an explorer, he reached up to wipe it off and the native chief stops him and cries out “if the foo shits, wear it!”
@Canndue Similar but not quite the same.
Our "oomadoodle bird" prank/joke goes something like this,
The National Parks and Wildlife Service are asking people to keep an eye out for a very rare, endangered species of bird known as the "oomadoodle bird."
The male is small, has extremely short legs, a black coloured back with a white chest, a bare stomach from chest to tail feathers.
This bird ONLY nests in short to medium sized trees in the local un-built-up regions around towns and cities.
The male has a very distinguishable call that it makes EVERY time it comes in to land, that call being 'Oomadoodle' repeated over and and over numerous times until it finally comes to a halt once landed.
The N.P.W.S. are offering a reward of $1,000 for any and all photographs taken of this bird.
P.S. Evangelidiot fell for this prank hook, line and sinker btw.
@Canndue Btw, my little prank on Evangelidiot worked so well that he spent the Sunday night stuck axles deep in mud on a Sheep Property and it cost him $150.00 for the property owner to first tow him out and then to 'escort' him off the property as well.
I'm ever so glad I helped the property owner make a bit of a tax free income with that prank.
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