Wouldn't Hawaii be part of Ecotopia?
And Alaska? Definitely could be called North Seward, it's own distinct principality.

I'm right on the border of the New Confederacy and the Great Lakes Republic.

It's a tough call whether to join the rednecks of the New Confederacy or take on the burden of supporting the wastelands of Chicago, Detroit, Cleveland, etc.

Not all of the southeast worships trump. I sure don't and I know plenty of others who don't. We helped turn Georgia blue. Virginia and Illinois are blue too and a close race in North Carolina.

I disagree with the author. I think this is exactly what the US looks like, with a whole mess of Neo Nazis sprinkled throughout. Don't forget Alaska and Hawaii.