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LINK Christian “Prophetess”: I Met Whitney Houston During a Recent Trip to Heaven | Hemant Mehta | Friendly Atheist | Patheos

Kat Kerr, the self-proclaimed Christian “Prophetess” who thinks Heaven is home to cows driving tractors and a city made entirely out of Jell-O, told a crowd that she ran into singer Whitney Houston during a recent trip to the clouds.

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snytiger6 9 Feb 28
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What ever she's been on I DO NOT want it thank you.

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I insert 85 palm emojis.

I'll see you 85 and raise them by a thousand fold.
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Hmmm, the trips I had in my youth were never so vivid.....

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I wonder what drugs she does before her trip to heaven?

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Did they run into the rotten snoswangers and the vermicious knids also? and I bet they saw some flying pigs and monkeys along the way also!!

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Our new ‘asylums!’ They whip themselves up into an altered state of reality...seeking the truth of life! How very scary! Here we have the ‘old’ drug ...reinvented! This is so-o sad! Where will ‘reality’ settle out for these people?

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Sometimes, it's a real shame that you can't just punch people who lie.

Well, you can, but the whole jail thing sucks, so I don't.

I think it might not be a bad thing to bring back the stocks and pillories as punishment for people who lie. Then supply a bucket of rotten tomatoes next to the side of thr road, or wherever ir takes place. 🙂 They wouldn't have to stay there long; an hour or so would send the message.

@Organist1 Some folks would definitely take longer "to get the message" than others.

We're gonna need more tomatoes here!!!
😏

If you gotta slug ‘em, do it where it won't show!

Ps Bugs is my hero

Boy oh boy she is about as sharp as box full of hammers isn't she?
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It's made of "special" Jello pudding pops.

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