The good news is that televangelist Jim Bakker is no longer hawking (or defending himself against selling) a fake all-purpose cure for COVID, SARS, HIV, and “all venereal diseases.”
The bad news is that he’s moved on to zombies.
On yesterday’s show, Bakker brought along conspiracy theorist Steve Quayle to explain how COVID nasal swabs were somehow part of a nefarious plan to get your DNA in order to make weapons that will turn people into flesh-eating zombies. Maybe. Something like that. Who knows. Makes as much sense as anything Bakker’s ever said, anyway. (follow link for video)
" Zombies," roaming around the world seeking out blood?
FFS, haven't they heard of Blood Banks....LOL.
IF they REALLY wanted to 'rid' this planet of the "Zombie Curse," then ALL they need do is to start with the first ever Zombie, Jeebus Chrust, you know the one I'm talking about, the Dead Jew on a Stick OR as my 7 y.o. nephew calls him, the Scarecrow.