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The local genius ( NOT) has cured (NOT) all the noises resulting from his debacle with a lose and not properly tightened Sump Plug on his vehicle, so he has proudly just informed me.
Get a laugh at this if you like.
He just purchased 4 kilos of Bananas at $6.49 per kilo, put them through a Blender and has poured the pulped up mess into the Oil inlet point on his engine.
" That will,thicken up the oil," he tells me, " It'll stop the motor from rattling and making all those noise now."
I suppose the up-side is going to be a sweet smelling exhaust out-put when drives around UNTIL the engine finally quits BIG time.

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Triphid 9 Apr 9
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That's really expensive for bananas, no? At that price I probably would have tried just two kilos first to see if it was enough.

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Bees! Bees will show up! Make lots of tiny harnesses & attach them to the vehicle, he should get Amazing gas mileage!

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I guess he got tired of putting the bananas in his tailpipe (wink wink).

Perhaps he was just thinking of the old crack an egg in your radiator fix...

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Clogged oil filter. I reckon it's a toss up for a big end, a little end, or a broken crank shaft.

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