Fucking priceless! I SOOOOOOOOOO would love my gun loving, only right wing trump supporter, totally bought into the great American cowboy bullshit friend on facebook to see just the bit of trying to open the gun safe - "why would I know your mother's birthday" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA as an intruder is breaking in. HAHAHAHAHA ROFLMAO!! If she had to watch the whole thing she'd be one of the enraged 10%.
His routine is so spot on!

Yeah, we Aussies, actually, the whole rest of the western world, don't understand why you lot don't get it, but if most of you can believe there's a big fairy in the sky who watches you masturbate, then I suppose you can be persuaded to accept anything

Absolutely spot on.