I had to threaten arrest for trespassing to get them to stop knocking.

Did you try opening the door naked?

@UrsiMajor Tried that, accidently, with the JeHo's once, worked like a treat when they were holding the screen door open, I was holding the towel with my right hand behind my back and suddenly a gust of wind grabbed the heavy wooden door behind me, I'll leave the rest of it up to your imagination, but those women sure knew how to run fast.

For a second, I thought you were going to say if you invite them into your house, garlic , crosses, and holy water don't work if they are vampires. Could be a good excuse if needed.

@UrsiMajor LOL! I didn't even think of that but now, reading over that sentence, it does look like that's where I was headed!