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What's the most embarrassing thing that's happened to you during sex?

Mea 7 Apr 19
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To me the most embarassing moment about my first one-night stand is that he knew nothing about sex. I would say he knows nothing of how to slowing enjoy sex with me.

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Not cumming for a man. Girls can fake.

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While in halls (dorms) at university we once has the girl in the next room slip a not under our door telling us to keep it down because she couldn't revise. Honestly I wasn't that embarrassed but my girlfriend was a little.

JoeC Level 3 May 12, 2018
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I went on several dates with this guy; he really talked himself up. We went to Gatlinburg for a romantic getaway...fireplace in the room, etc. The lights go out, and TWO things happened. First, he was making noise like a girl in a porno. Literally, ‘oooh ooh, ah ah, f*ck me’...I nearly fell out of bed. Then, it was what didn’t happen: he was completely, totally, absolutely, and without a doubt floppy and flaccid as...damn. I don’t have words. Worse, he seemed NOT TO NOTICE, and was flopping away, moaning like a porno girl. From his words, he thought he was ‘splitting me in half’ with his ‘enormous’...I was thinking, wtf?!
And what should I do? Play along? Run?
I developed a stomach thing, fast, lol. It’s funny now, but he really creeped me out.

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More funny that embarrassing, a Lady bite my manhood while putting a condom on with her mouth, and no it wasn't a hard bite

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Don't say his name is Chris,had a troop in my squad with a similar story.Wasnt her belly button but thigh high and between,he thought he hit target.We were drinking in Scoop's (RIP) room and sharing our coming of age stories, hilarious night!And her dude creeped me out by the way,yah come to think of it wasn't really that mad.

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Aren't you too young to be asking such question? Go explore, discover by yourself...... Then come back and tell us !!!!!

I'm plenty old enough to have had sex, lol.

Oh I get that... I didn't say you're too young to have sex. I said you're too young to ask about this type of experiences. I was rather trying to encourage you to find out and discover by yourself. Do not prevent yourself from the embarrassment experience by reading all this responses.... ?

Since when is 20 too young to have sex??

@AssassinofWords.... Here it goes again, I said she is too young to ask about other people embarrassing stories, I did NOT say she is too young to have sex. Quite cotraire, what I am saying is that she should be exploring and learning as opposed to asking....

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I don't know, we haven't done it yet. Let's talk.

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