A car full of Irish nuns is sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin, when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up alongside of them.
"Hey, show us yer breasts, ya bloody penguins!" shouts one of the drunks.
Quite shocked, Mother Superior turns to Sister Mary Immaculata and says, "I don't think they know who we are; show them your cross."
Sister Mary Immaculata rolls down her window and shouts, "Piss off, ya fookin' little wankers, before I come over there and rip yer balls off!"
Sister Mary Immaculata then rolls up her window, looks back at Mother Superior, quite innocently, and asks, "Did that sound cross enough?
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My favourite Nun joke s that two nuns are riding their bicycles through an old part of town when they hit a cobbled street.
"Oh dear" say the first nun
"Oh my " says the second nun
The come to a stop and breathless the first nun asks, "how are we going to go to confession tonight and admit we each had two orgasms while outside?"
"TWO orgasms?" asks her companion
The first shrugs and explains "Yes well I assume we are coming back this same way. "
LenHazell53
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July 27, 2021
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There's a reason why cycling is more popular in Europe with all those cobblestone streets.
Willow_Wisp
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July 27, 2021
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They did not look like that when I was in Catholic school.
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