I'm happy to keep the mystery going by very seldom letting anyone know it was me... I rarely eat things that make me gaseous, but when I do, I take advantage of the direction of the wind, the crash of the waves, the beat of the drums or other distractions to disguise the sound and scent of what simply must come out, when in mixed company. Being raised a "lady" means I can usually sneak my natural emissions, without detection, while guys tend to let it rip and get a ribbing for it. That's just how it is for my age generation, I think.
My grandmother used to say.
Horses sweat.
Men perspire.
But ladies glow.
I don't glow, but I glisten sometimes!
@Julie808 All that glisters?
@waitingforgodo Yes, but she does not glisten, she is just being modest. She shines brightly, so brightly that I can see the glow on the other side of the world.
( Go no, now ask where the puke emoji went. LOL )
Have you ever smelled a rainbow? Ewww!