I went to sleep in my System of a Down t-shit and woke up eating Chop Suey.
I wonder what I would do if I went to sleep in a t-shirt from [adele-merch.com]. I would probably just woke up screaming Hello. I have so many merchandise t-shirts in my collection that it would take the whole day inventing a pun for each one of them. I have some from ACDC, the Doors, the Eagles, the Beatles, and even one from Blackmore’s Night. I plan to create a large collection of merch t-shirts and then sell them for a lot of money. I’m already close to it because some of the t-shirts in my collection can be sold for more than $200.

I slept in my Beatles t-shirt and woke up The Night Before! That was pretty fucking weird.

I slept in my Right Said Fred shirt and woke up too sexy for it.

Fell asleep in a Grateful Dead t-shirt and woke
up to find out that I am the eyes of the world.

Went to bed in my Montrose T-shirt and woke up hot, sweet and sticky (like Rock Candy) on my Bad Motor Scooter!

. . . went to sleep in my John Prine t-shirt

. . . and you may see me tonight with an illegal smile

I went to sleep in my Arlo Guthrie t-shirt and woke up in Alice's Restaurant.

I went to sleep in my Bob Dylan t-shirt and work up knockin' on heaven's door.

I went to sleep again in my Bob Dylan t-shirt and work tangled in blue.

I could go on, but I'll stop there.

Slept in my grateful dead t shirt..... Woke up hungry.. I dont know why

I went to sleep in my Van Halen T-shirt, and woke up Runnin' With the Devil.