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LINK Evangelical pastor to his followers: Jesus hasn’t come back because you haven’t given me enough money – DeadState

During a recent Victorython on the Victory channel, evangelical pastor Jesse Duplantis said that the reason Jesus hasn’t come back yet is because people aren’t donating to their churches generously enough.

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snytiger6 9 Sep 25
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Level 8

When I was in college I didn't go home much because I couldn't afford it. However I expect more from a god.

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A Texas preacher named Ewing gave Oral Roberts the secret of "seed faith" money. Roberts reportedly bought him a jet plane.

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Now who would have guessed that that was reason?

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And people are stupid enough to give him more money.

You can bank on that, the cash will come pouring in now.
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Level 9

This is definitely a face palm moment.

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Level 9

Of course there is no god(s) unless you give every penny you can to these men who god(s) speak too on a regular basis!!!

Money is their only way to a ascend to the paradise from those donors who handed over without thought!!!

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Level 6

I believe the pastor is wrong! I saw for myself; HIS soldiers cleared the peasants from the courtyard so the cameras could have an unobstructed view of HIM waving a bible in front of a church!

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Level 9

We all know how much Jesus loved money! 😁

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If it weren't "religion", the man would be arrested and charged as the con-artist that he is.

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