Since you typed a post, you most certainly exist.

Hey, don't knock it, for as the Little Old Lady said when she peed in the sea, " Every little bit helps."

@Triphid So this move of the dial is comparable to an old lady pissing into the sea. Are you trying to make me depressed!?!?

@Rossy92 May one SUGGEST that YOU try removing your cranium from your Anal Orifice at least 3 times per days, EVERY day ?
Plus learning IF at all HUMAQNLY possible that YOU are NOT the Be ALL, END ALL of Human Kind and intelligence, et..

@Triphid Relax dude. I was only be facetious. Take a laxative, try to learn the meaning of non-sequitor, and then try not to commit them...unless you actually want to continue embarrassing yourself.

@Rossy92 Do NOT need either laxatives, etc, nor chill pills or anything else, have been 100% sane for the last 68 years of my life and can proper, can YOU.

@Triphid Just as with the Bible, there are claims...and then there is evidence.

@Rossy92 Then PROVIDE the signed and PROVEN Documentary EVIDENCE that can PROVE BEYOND as SHADOW of a DOUBT the anything in the Wholly Babble is 100% FACTUAL and TRUE.

@Triphid You miss my point entirely. I'm equating YOUR claims, with the dubious claims of the Bible. BOTH lack empirical evidence (heresay, anecdote). And even better, sometimes (BOTH YOU & IT), even contradict your own selves (internal contradiction).

@Rossy92 Let me educate you just a little here friend since I do NOT wish to over-tax your cerebral matter beyond its seeming limited capacity.
Firstly, never try to teach a fish to swim or a bird to fly, it will only show the rest of the Universe just what a rank fool you may well be.
Secondly, WHEN you reached a sum total of 68 years on this planet, then you have my expressed permission to come and teach me how to suck eggs, until then, be a good little boy from Hampton, presumably Hampton N.J, and go back and play with yourself in your own bedroom.

@Triphid How remarkably your m.o. resembles the defective rationale of the Bible/Fundamentalists/Trump. While you probably (hopefully???) can recognize such defects in the mentality of the 3 aforementioned, you apparently lack either the brainpower and/or character to steer clear of such defects yourself. This whole dialogue chain has been a testament to your proclivity to use appeals to authority (I could give a ---- about your age), exaggerrated claims not backed by any confirming evidence about your knowledge (that laughable fish/bird analogy), and ad hominem (your blustery attacks show your utter incompetence). I half expect a "Your mama" joke to come out of you next.

@Rossy92 Oh REALLY, you think that it will?
May one asks to which lucky 5 fingered female you will be spending your time with tonight, will it be Miss Left or Miss Right or will you merely change partners mid-stroke to add a bit of that sorely missing spice from your imaginary sex and romance life?

@Triphid Get back on your meds before you spiral any further.

@Rossy92 Oooooh I'm scared because you are being so mean and nasty, NOT.
Now be a good little baby boy and go get Mommy to change your diaper, I can smell you from here, you miserable little shit-bag.

@Triphid Sooo corny. I don't know whether to dub you Corned Ham, or Canned Ham for all your canned insults Are you related to Ken Ham?! Your approaches share much of the same hammy lack of substance

@Rossy92 Oh wow, now I've seen the best your very limited intellect and vocabulary has to offer I am being feel a slight sense of shame for " trading insults" with one such as you.
The reason being is that I initially thought, quite erroneously so it seems, that I was responding to an GROWN ADULT but it seems NOW that what
I was REALLY responding to were the unintelligible and often infantile ravings of someone who, imo, may well be little more than the mind a spoiled child housed in the body of an adult person.
For that error in judgement I truly beg your forgiveness.

@Rossy92 Are those piss-weak, poor excuses for insults and slurs, etc, the VERY best you can manage?
IMO, your father wasted a few million sperm cells the night you were conceived.

@Triphid My my, how my little poop-slinging knuckle-dragger does pathetically persist in trying bring me down to his level. You fool no one, and are clearly way out of your depth. You desperately flail, and fail, with grade school level insults. And BTW, your already suspect claims of ever having successfully counseled anyone, are becoming all the more dubious with the rank immaturity of your every successive utterance. Frankly, I think you're one big fat con.

@Rossy92 WHAT you mean you can actually think, i.e. meaning fit more 2 words of more than SINGLE Syllables TOGETHER WITHOUT your Mammy or Baby-sitter ACTUALLY doing ALL the thinking for you.
Please do NOT go away, I'm about to report this unusual Scientific Phenomenon to my fellow members at MENSA as well as quite a number of Universities as well.

@Triphid 🥱 yawn

@Rossy92 So, that IS the very BEST you can manage by yourself I see.

help her

An post armed guards at the only gate in to texas.

How about Bikini Atoll instead, NO need for Armed Guards, fences and the like.
THE BIG plus is that SHARK population is ALWAYS ready, willing and most able to " roll out the Welcome mat" and invite new friends around to take part in a meal, so to speak.

@Triphid But why torment the sharks with that kind of garbage and pollution? LOL

@CuddyCruiser Hey, FYI, sharks are well known to EAT almost everything and ANYTHING so a few hundred or so these rabid nut-cases will only be a tempting morsel ant the very least.
One would have thought that with you professing to be a sailor, possibly of sorts or types, would know all about the denizens of the deep.

@Triphid Well……sharks don’t exactly like the taste of human flesh……on one occasion we were chumming (spreading fish guts and blood in the water to attract sharks) and chicken was in there as well and the sharks left that alone. That explains why a typical shark attack on humans involves the shark taking a bite out of someone and going away because they know it isn’t their food. To a shark a human on a surfboard looks like a seal or sea lion.

@CuddyCruiser Funny that because attacks from Sharks rank as high as approx. 27% of Deaths in the Oceans next to Drownings, Boating Accidents, etc, etc.
Of course attacks resulting in death caused by Bull sharks would be rare over your way because the average ambient water temp/ is lower than they can usually tolerate.