Hha lol

Don't hold your breath.

Jesus is dead. He never resurrected. He will never return.
One of the weaknesses of the story of Jesus' resurrection is that the only people who saw Jesus after his resurrection were his own followers.
If the Scientologists claimed that L Ron Hubbard resurrected, came to their conference, and then went to Heaven, would you believe them? So how can we believe a story when only Jesus' followers are the witnesses?
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Get good odds, bet big money. If you lose, hey, it's the rapture, you know? The guy won't be there to collect. If you win and get any static about payment, sue.

The tricky thing with rapture prediction as a vocation is you are never right. And even if by chance you did happen to be right, nobody would care or bother to give you credit.

and I'll bet is making bank doing so, fear sells

I love GCCs (Good Christians with Calculators). They look at the Bible, pull their calculators out, and predict with confidence when the world will end. And when the big day come and goes, never fear! They pull their calculators out and give us further wonders.

Some calculators have floating decimal points. Theirs have floating ends of the world. I am amazed and awed by them.

No one can predict the end of the world. He is a liar. If I would have to make a guess when the world is ending, I would say early 22nd century.

Great . I have the popcorn ready. I was disappointed last time .It should be a hell of a show.

Okay.

Even the Bible says "No man knows the day or the hour" (Matt. 24:36). And given that the gospels are some of the last things authored in the NT (despite being published at the start), I wonder if they didn't already have problems with "the world is ending" types way back then, and were trying to control the problem by including that little admonition.

Offer to feed and walk his pets for a large sum when he's not around post rapture. Paid in advance of course.

People like this don't believe their own bible, apparently.