The most honest commercial I've ever seen.
I worked eight years for Chevron and this is absolutely true.
If you tell me what you did, I'll reciprocate...
I worked for Arco starting as a chemist. I had a Chem E and managed to become an engineer. I worked on various units (sulfur, crude, reformers and FCC) and they reorganized, and put me in design engineering, and then into utilities. Another reorg and I was set up with the QA lab to troubleshoot on-line analyzers, work at the gasoline blender and LIMS DBA (Laboratory Information Management System Data Base Administrator) on the side. Some shit happened and I actually managed to get some revenge before the BP takeover forcibly retired me. Typical shitty conservative corporation; more fond of reorganizations than productivity. I am ashamed to have spent my best years helping destroy the planet. Actually, the planet will survive, but I don't think we should. Que sera.
Looks like it’s total tree hugger bullshit. If we don’t get those green nuts out of power were going to end up in a terrible bind just like they are in Germany and other country’s where they are in charge.
Has anyone called you an idiot today? Oh, wait, I see the end of the line, I'll wait.......