The government decides to be inclusive and asks you to create a new holiday for non-believers.
What's it called? What date will it be? And, what is a holiday tradition?
"Freedom FROM Religion Day, December 25th (just to piss off the "War on Christmas"" zanies.) Instead of a yule log cozying up to a fire consisting of stolen religious paraphernalia secreted from churches including crucifixes, bibles, hymnals and anything you can grab out of the hands of door to door missionaries before you slam the door in their faces.
The date would be October 15, the Ides of October(?). It would be called National Day of Reason.
We don't need a Holiday... We got All Year!!!!
We already consider the Winter Solstice as our winter season holiday. It is based on facts. We always have a bonfire. There could be drinking and partying around the world. Both a national and world holiday. What more could you want?