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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

The last option was too long for the poll so I'll add it here.

  1. One to screw it in,
    one to excoriate men for creating the need for illumination,
    one to blame men for inventing such a faulty means of illumination,
    one to suggest the whole "screwing" bit to be too "rape-like",
    one to deconstruct the lightbulb itself as being phallic,
    one to blame men for not changing the bulb,
    one to blame men for trying to change the bulb instead of letting a woman do it,
    one to blame men for creating a society that discourages women from changing light bulbs,
    one to blame men for creating a society where women change too many light bulbs,
    one to advocate that lightbulb changers should have wage parity with electricians,
    one to alert the media that women are now "out-lightbulbing" men,
    one to just sit there taking pictures for her blog for photo-evidence that men are unnecessary.
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TheInterlooper 7 May 16
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1

The last option really cracks me up!

1

I'm really cracking up at this one dude!

2

well that depends, are we talking here:

1st wave feminists who want the right to vote on it
2nd wave feminists who want who want equal rights for light bulb changers
3rd wave feminists who want who want men to stop seeing light bulb changing as a phallic act
Mainstream feminists who want men an women to share light bulb changing duties
Anarchist feminists who want NO MORE LIGHT BULBS MAKING DEMANDS
Black and womanist feminists who want multiculturalism in light bulb selection
Cultural feminists who want discussion on the symbolic significance of light bulb s in the west
Ecofeminism feminists who want all lightbulbs to be recycled from old potatoes skins
Liberal feminists who want the light bulb to have freedom of choice as to who changes it, after permission has been given
Libertarian feminists who want to FREE THE LIOGHT BULBS
Multiracial feminists who want harmony and equality for all colours of light bulb
Post-structural feminists who want no set shape, colour or size of light bulb
Postcolonial feminists who want only fair trade light bulbs
Postmodern feminists who want Andy Warhol's light bulb
Radical feminists who want Men banned from handling, buying or imposing light bulbs on women
Separatist and lesbian feminists who want another woman to see to the light bulb for them
Socialist and Marxist feminists who want equal rights and fair redistribution of light bulbs
Transfeminism feminists who want the light bulb to have the right to change itself in to what ever it self identifies as!

LMAO! I knew this post would inspire some witty replies. Inclusivity is "in" right now so all of the above.

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Whoa!!!!!
Stand by for a beating!!!!
🙂

2

Change yourself light bulb you misogynous sexist pig.
I'm not your servant.
That is a man's job. I'm too busy building the house.
Can you manage it dear? I'm in Afganistan fighting for freedom.

3

Someone has been thinking🙂 Good humor.

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