There isn't an option for what I had to do.

Ewwwww to the bugs!

I voted the last one, as I'm big on costumes. And years ago, I gave a party, for no particular occasion. The men came dressed as women - the women, as men.

It was quite awesome, and interestingly revealing. I heard men complaining about their pantyhose, and how uncomfortable it was walking in heels. And my mustache tickled - though I really liked the way I looked.
People came on to one another as the gender they were dressed in - thus women became more aggressive. Fun to watch.

And by the end of the night (and I don't drink - mind you) , a man, dressed as a nurse - who was also sporting big red beads around his neck, and a full beard - looked perfectly normal to me !
A grand time, truly ...

I resign to the fetish list and propose a new fetish like walking around smelling of fresh sex call it French fetish.

there are people who get off on their partners being terminally ill or missing limbs or want to crap on each other. I like good old vanilla sex and some nice underwear etc myself. is it a fetish being turned on by intelligence?

None of them. If I hear the word fetish from a guy, I run. Lol.

• Foot fetishism:This would just kind of happen every once in a while, but its not a "thing". Its creepy if its a thing
• Feederism: idk, ive been a chef, i like to cook for people, but im not sure about fattening people up, but cooking for people can be sexy af.
• Maschalagia: not sure how this would work, or be presented earnestly
• Furries: So I was downtown, and saw one that had little phones in its eyes that were programmed to look like eyes following you, and it truly scared the living shit out of me.
• Formicophilia: wtf???
• Oculolinctus: Frightening, Hey, im open minded, but just don't blind me and shit
• Exhibitionish: ...and then you get busted and on a sex offender list
• Transvestism: i would look, feel, and act, like something out of a Monty Python skit. it would not be sexy

I'd be worried for my cats if I had a significant other who wanted to dress me up in an animal costume

I would do almost anything for love and aim to please my partner, Must be kinkier than most of you, still most on this I am out.

Foot fetishism - clean -In
Feederism - fat- Out
Maschalagnia - clean armpits-In
Furries - dress up as mighty mouse with cat woman on Halloween- sexy- In
Formicophilia - bugs are not sexy-Out
Oculolinctus - licked a few eyeballs by accident, but not on purpose. Out
Exhibitionist - can get arrested-Out.
Transvestism - too gay- Out. Yet could accept being reincarnated as a lesbian.

Best. Poll. Ever.

I chose furries.

-The toe thing grossed me out. Feet are gross.
-I’m fat enough.
-I have other places to stick it, than the pits.
-Furries. Who doesn’t like doggie style?
-I’d be worried the bugs would get into the wrong places.
-I already have to wear glasses. And that’s gross.
-This was my second choice. But I am not into flashing foreplay, but bent over a balcony? Yeah.
-If I want to have sex with a women, I’ll fuck one. If I want to have sex with a man, I’ll ride one.

Mmmm. Still hunting for the "none of the above" button! Hilarious! Licking someone's eyeball? You can't unsee it! No on this list of opportunities.

I do a stand-up comedy part time. This bit about fetishism would be a blast.

I've been following bdsm since the mid 90's, and there's 3 in there I didn't know existed. Dam mit girl! Licking eye balls!?!

None really...

I'm not an exhibitionist mostly because I'm male. But I would have no problem helping my partner indulge their desire to show off.

They can sex up my armpit any day lol

Eye ball licking, no, don't do that.

Feet are probably winning because I mean, as long as they're clean, it's not gross, just weird. Feeder has my vote because I want to imagine them sharing my frustration at my inability to gain weight. Armpits are just kinda "what?" and I guess that's why almost no one chose it. Furries, well, aside from the fact that there are a lot of them, people who are insecure about their appearance probably wouldn't mind having something to cover themselves with. Bugs scare most people enough even when not touching their bodies (much less their nude bodies), though I imagine entomologists might vote for it. Eye-lickers seem weird, but not harmful. However, my blink reflex is so strong that I can barely get contacts in (my record speed is an hour, my longest attempt is four hours) so I don't think I could let them lick my eyeballs if I wanted to, and perhaps others have similar problems. Flashers? Well, I kinda think there's a little of that in everyone, especially those who are confident about their bodies (so long as it's only adults getting flashed)-hence sexting, porn, etc. It would probably have more votes if it wasn't illegal. I'm honestly surprised transvestism is in second. I know trans acceptance is high (especially among atheists) and I know women can look hot in business suits and most people have probably seen that video of men dancing in high heels and like fishnets or something (I forget exactly) while their torsos are in typical male attire. I think it might have been on SNL or some other late show. I didn't vote for it because of my own personal history (plus I've been mistaken for a man before more than I care to admit).

Wow, I would rather continue my unchosen celibacy than deal with any of these. Have wondered about MILD bdsm but not as a lifelong habit.

Not interested in any of them but, me dressed as a woman would be hilarious; I'm 6 ft 5 with a beard broad shoulders. This reminds me of the Halloween I dressed up as Pippy Long Stockings and hooked up with Count Dracula with D cups.

I can use some fattening up! Lol

I would be willing to try any of the above - BUT - variety is the spice of life and if any of these were the only way a partner could enjoy sex, then they would soon stop being an ideal date.

I have explored many fetishes over the years as a gay man and possess a few of my own. Big muscles, wrestling, hot, sweaty body contact are just a few, not to mention bondage and discipline. A muscle dude's arm pits are often an erogenous zone. I've read that we retain body hair under our arms as imitation pubic areas to lure sexual partners. Makes sense to me.

Most of these fetishes are are tame, IMHO. I chose Foot Fetish; if you're not sucking on their favorite body parts, you're doing it wrong. But don't worry, someone out there prefers that you reserve you mouth for eating, talking, and not sex.