Ben: (In confession) Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I made out with a guy.
Priest: Ben, I know that's you. And who was this guy you made out with?
Ben: I cannot tell you, Father, his family is upstanding in the church.
Priest: Was it Seth Black?
Ben: I'm sorry Father, I cannot say.
Priest: Robbie Davis then?
Ben: Please Father, you know I could not share confidential information.
Priest: Dino DiMarco?
Ben: (Silence)
Priest: (Frustrated) You're being closed, and that's not repentant. I am going to have to ask you to step down from all church business for the rest of the year.
Ben: (Sighs and walks back to his pew.)
Friend: (Whispering) So what did you get?
Ben: The rest of the year off, and four solid leads.
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Alrighty! Love is in the air... with a vacation!
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