My better advice: bathe nude with your cat in a comfortable bathtub.....shower hose required. ...both cat&human get in empty tub with shampoo & comb ready....run water in slowly ONLY WITH THE SHOWER HOSE makes least noise than faucet splashing into tub....keep temperature lukewarm for both of you....turn off water when cat is standing on all 4s neck deep immersion ....apply modest shampoo to head&ears OUT OF EYES&nose. ....when cat is fully submisive and happy let her/him walk up on your belly then lather liberally in all wet fur areas especially crotch&tail. .....walk cat back down into water soaking several minutes DRAIN TUB THEREafter and when empty rinse with shower hose squeeze water out of tail &4 paws. ...ideally you need another human present to assist handing containers towels comb etc. ...BACKING UP resistant cats with restraining gentle hands

at least they are honest. I personally subscribe to the toilet bowl cleaner system, two difficult tasks at the same time.

truth in advertising.... hahahaha

The copy writer definitely lives with a cat!

They're already smarter & faster without being soapy....hahahaha....

Yep.