The parent company which owns one of President Trump’s newest hotels, the Trump International Hotel in Vancouver, a facility run and managed by the Trump Organization - has filed for bankruptcy, just three years after it opened.
Well now, that’s completely understandable. Let’s face it, Vancouver, Canada isn’t exactly what you would call a good fit for the Trump brand. After all, Canada is still considered a “democracy.” Let’s not forget that everything Trump touches, soon dies - including America.
Ironically, according to the promotional video, Eric Trump called Vancouver “one of the great cities of the world,” and “a place that’s so fitting for the Trump brand.” Well -yes it is, and apparently - no, it wasn’t.” Gee, and to think all this time, I was under the impression that “bankruptcy” was actually the “Trump brand.” Silly me!
Anyway, I think I’ve actually got an idea that just might work here. Change the hotel’s name from “Trump” to “Dump,” and then simply rent out all the rooms by the hour - say around 10 or 15 bucks a pop. I mean, if that doesn’t draw in a few of Vancouver’s most “romantic couples,” I don’t know what will.