White House Science Office Claiming Trump Ended COVID-19 Pandemic

The White House’s Office of Science and Technology Policy lists "ending the COVID-19 pandemic" as the top accomplishment of President Trump’s first term, even as the U.S. continues to set records for new daily infections and numerous hospitals across the country are stretched to their breaking points.

Oh, what a relief! Did ya hear that America? The pandemic’s over - so you can stop dying now! Gee, I’ll bet those 83,000 folks who were just diagnosed today, will definitely be surprised to hear this.

Of course, the truth is - Donald Trump didn’t really stop the pandemic at all. What he actually did was - he stopped doing anything about the pandemic. And, while I’m sure that nuance will confuse Trump supporters, there is a difference.

That said, kind of makes you wonder just who the hell is running the White House Science Office anyway - Ivanka or Eric? One thing’s for sure, whoever it is, needs to have their butt hauled in front of Congress to explain. And, if not in front of Congress, then at least their 5th grade science teacher.

[johnnyrobishcomedy.com]