Lauren Boebert’s Husband Did Time for Lewd Exposure That She Witnessed

Salon.com is reporting that right-wing, gun-toting, Republican Colorado Rep. Lauren Boebert, who was recently exposed for not reporting nearly $1 million her husband Jayson Boebert made over the past two years from “energy consulting,” has also been hiding the fact her husband pled guilty to "public indecency and lewd exposure” for exposing himself to two minors at a Colorado bowling alley back in 2004. An incident that actually took place. while she was present. Jayson Boebert was sentenced by the court to four days in jail, and given two years probation.

Gee whiz, sounds like her husband may actually be an even bigger creep than she is. Why, given those credentials, maybe it’s Jayson who should be representing Colorado’s 3rd district. So, let’s see here, we have a guy who has minimal education, and an arrest record for lewd exposure to a minor - pulling in over $400k a year for sharing his “consulting expertise?” Sounds perfectly legit to me.

But, come on! Exposing yourself at a bowling alley? Obviously, his mind must have been in the “gutter.” Of course, I’m sure Mr. Boebert tried to deny everything, telling the cops “you’re never gonna ‘pin’ this rap on me coppers!” Then, after finding out the bowling alley had video evidence, he decides to enter a guilty plea, and pleads with the judge to “spare me!”

Anyway, let me get this straight - a guy whips out his junk in front of two girls at a bowling alley, and yet Lauren’s only thoughts are “wow, that’s the guy for me” - and she marries him after seeing all that? Now, that’s really “love at first sight!” And to think people say “all the good men are taken.” Damn shame legalized weed hadn't arrived in Colorado - in time to prevent this calamity.

[johnnyrobish.medium.com]