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Pastor Rick Wiles Warns COVID Vaccine Has Eggs that Hatch into Synthetic Parasites

Popular right-wing conspiracy theorist Rick Wiles, Pastor of the Flowing Steams Church and founder of “TruNews,” a website promoting racist, homophobic, Islamophobic, and anti-Semitic conspiracy theories, is now warning his many followers that “COVID vaccines contain eggs that hatch into synthetic parasites that grow inside your body.”

Wow, tiny eggs that hatch into synthetic parasites? Is this supposed to be some kind of yolk? Now, I can easily rattle off plenty more puns, but I don’t wanna egg him on. Frankly, my biggest concern here would be - is there any possibility that these damn “parasites” - could grow up to become televangelists? That said, the real threat lies in the fact that folks who follow charlatans like Wiles - are able to “stupid” one helluva lot faster than the medical community - can “science.”

Now, for anyone wondering just who this evil cabal behind this sinister plan of planting microscopic eggs in your COVID shots may be - well, all I can tell you is - it ain’t Humpty Dumpty folks. Just think - Jews, the Clinton’s, Hunter Biden, Obama, Bill Gates, George Soros, and Antifa. You get the idea - we’re talking the “usual suspects.” And, what about all those synthetic parasites? Well, as far as I can tell, about the only real parasite in this scenario - appears to be Rick Wiles.

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johnnyrobish 8 Oct 23
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Whoa when the parasites are injected what happens? Do they change you into a infant eating cannibal who makes an annual pilgrimage to the basement of the Ping Pong Comet Pizza Parlor to bow before the liberal elite? Or turn you into a Lizard person? If you take Ivermectin does kill the parasites? Are the parasites God's creatures too? So many questions.

ArthurK Level 6 Oct 24, 2021
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It really is amazing what bullshit a lot of those people actually believe. Our education system in this country has gone down the toilet.

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Triple delusional

bobwjr Level 10 Oct 23, 2021
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I'm fucked..Maybe Invermectin can get rid of them? I'll keep y'all posted, heading to to the feed store now..

Charlene Level 9 Oct 23, 2021
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The wily Rick Wiles wiles away his time dreaming up dreadful lies to denude his flock of dinars.

anglophone Level 8 Oct 23, 2021
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Demonstrating his very real lack of understanding of science.

MsKathleen Level 8 Oct 23, 2021

But he sure knows how to rip off the stupidards that are crazy enough to believe his nonsense.

@anglophone he IS culpable, but so are they.

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