Pastor Rick Wiles Warns COVID Vaccine Has Eggs that Hatch into Synthetic Parasites

Popular right-wing conspiracy theorist Rick Wiles, Pastor of the Flowing Steams Church and founder of “TruNews,” a website promoting racist, homophobic, Islamophobic, and anti-Semitic conspiracy theories, is now warning his many followers that “COVID vaccines contain eggs that hatch into synthetic parasites that grow inside your body.”

Wow, tiny eggs that hatch into synthetic parasites? Is this supposed to be some kind of yolk? Now, I can easily rattle off plenty more puns, but I don’t wanna egg him on. Frankly, my biggest concern here would be - is there any possibility that these damn “parasites” - could grow up to become televangelists? That said, the real threat lies in the fact that folks who follow charlatans like Wiles - are able to “stupid” one helluva lot faster than the medical community - can “science.”

Now, for anyone wondering just who this evil cabal behind this sinister plan of planting microscopic eggs in your COVID shots may be - well, all I can tell you is - it ain’t Humpty Dumpty folks. Just think - Jews, the Clinton’s, Hunter Biden, Obama, Bill Gates, George Soros, and Antifa. You get the idea - we’re talking the “usual suspects.” And, what about all those synthetic parasites? Well, as far as I can tell, about the only real parasite in this scenario - appears to be Rick Wiles.

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