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Congressman Nunes Quitting Govt to Become CEO of Trump Media Company

It’s being reported that San Joaquin Valley congressman Rep. Devin Nunes (R-Calif.) will resign his seat at the end of the month, in order to become CEO at Donald Trump’s new media company - the “Trump Media & Technology Group.” Nunes has been heavily mocked on social media for some time now on the super-viral account @NunesCow, for claiming to be a "dairy farmer,” even though his family secretly moved the farm out of California to Iowa some time ago.

Holly Cow! You mean Devin @NunesCow is leaving Congress? Why, he must be seeking greener pastures. Now some may ask, why would Trump’s media company hire a guy who has no social media background whatsoever - other than trolling? Hell, I guess they felt what the business needed was “more cowbell.” One thing’s for sure, the “steaks” are really high in a move like this. Alright, I know, I know - I’m been “butchering” all these cattle puns.

The thing is, Nunes currently holds down some very important House committee assignments, and many Republicans are concerned that Nunes' departure will leave a “big gaping hole.” Oh sure, no doubt about it, but the fact still remains - that “big gaping hole” will soon be working for Donald Trump.

Of course, some House colleagues are cautioning Nenes about working for Trump, warning he may have to wait till the cows come home - before he ever gets paid. Perhaps, but the way I see it - there’s no reason to believe this media venture of Trump’s won’t be “every bit as successful” as Trump Casinos, Trump Steaks, Trump Charities, Trump Vodka, Trump University, or the Trump Presidency - for that matter.

I mean, what could possibly go wrong with a business venture that combines Devin Nunes’ brainpower, with Donald Trump’s attention span? Hell, rumor has it that Nunes was promised a very, very, cushy salary. Sure, but just wait till he finds out they’re paying him in Trump Casino chips! Why, that’s enough to turn Devin Nunes’ fantasies of a “golden parachute” - into something that smells more like a “golden shower.”

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johnnyrobish 8 Dec 7
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I hope he is smart enough to take the job with trump as it would get him out of Congress, which would be good. He is an idiot and he should be with other idiots. The IQ of congress would probably drop as some other idiot would take his place, but the job has to go to someone who qualifies to fill trumps specifications.If more people in Congress would go work for the orange turd then Congress just might be able to do something. I will not get my hopes up.

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Couldn’t happen to a more deserving guy!🥴

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Bu-bye, so long, farewell......

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Well, at least Nunez the Cow still has a job.
This speak to the stupid in so many of these halfwits..😂😂

Charlene Level 9 Dec 7, 2021
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Wait for the crash

bobwjr Level 10 Dec 7, 2021

And there will be a crash, and Devin will be without a job or a salary!!! 🤣🤣🤣

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