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Secret Service Shoots Someone Outside White House

President Trump was forced to suddenly exit his coronavirus briefing Monday evening, amid reports that the Secret Service had shot an armed gunman outside the White House grounds, who was then transported to the hospital.

Gee, a gunman outside the White House? I don’t get it - Trump is beloved by everyone. Had to have been either Hunter Biden or Hillary Clinton. So, I guess that means the President is back "inspecting" his bunker again. Let’s hope Pence is keeping it well stocked.

Of course, these days - if a female reporter asks a tough question or a stray cat runs across the White House lawn, Trump heads directly to his bunker. Anyway, Trump is fine and returned to the podium in just 10 minutes. All it took was a quick change of his soiled pants and he was back in action - ready to go.

[johnnyrobishcomedy.com]

johnnyrobish 8 Aug 10
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More needs to be said about his balding, his hair is clearly a comb over.

Theresa_N Level 8 Aug 11, 2020
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LMAO
This would be a lot funnier if it were not so true - especially the part about the diaper change.

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