Hey, let me tell ya, since I got this new job, I don't know when a surprise piss test could pop up. I haven't smoked weed in 4 months. But I drink every night now! Tonite included! Gotta make sure I don't become an alcoholic because I like to drink, I just prefer to smoke! The package store is my new dealer!
Now there's an idea for the masses.
The rest of us will be having our Scotch on the rocks.
College students? Lol
I know, I know. The parents lol
@Cutiebeauty or both lol
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