They should be given away freely in any school. It's where a person is likely to meet someone young, single and their age. Formal schooling is where a person is mostly likely to get their ashes hauled. They should start offering them in elementary school. Great fun for the whole family.

If you didn't get any in public school, you'll get it in college.

True story: while I was attending the University of West Florida, I staggered into the health care clinic for an ear infection. While waiting I noticed they had free rubbers. I told the student nurse the men's free restroom dispenser always stayed empty.

She howled with laughter and spread the news to the other nurses, who also thought it was funny. Nobody was shameless enough to walk into the health clinic and ask for rubbers. I walked out of there with the biggest bag of surplus rubbers. From that point on if I got the sniffles, I got a sack of rubbers.

Two years after graduation, I ran out of rubbers.