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Tooreen
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Feb 28, 2019
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@Naejidlopalev yes babe, yiu good?
Boy, you're really cooking with that pun...
I thought about getting my old pun-engine oiled up for this thread, but I'd probably catch too much heat, and somebody might stove my head in... (Ping @Tampabrew)
stinkeye_a
Level 8
Feb 28, 2019
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If I urinated in it, would it be a Peter Pan? 
BestWithoutGods
Level 8
Feb 27, 2019
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@Naejidlopalev my mother did that with a little brown bowl I urinated into for the doctor to collect a sample. Despite being scrupulously washed in hot water the bowl sat in the cupboard for at least another 15 years never to be used again unless someone needed to give a sample.
Nowadays they give out little plastic jars with sealing lids like a pedophile gives out lollies to little children.
@Naejidlopalev Wow. Do I get a brownie for leaving you speechless? I'm not even sure as to what has left you bereft of your power.
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bookofmorons
Level 8
Feb 27, 2019
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@Naejidlopalev excellent pun (which means bad pun LMAO) keep em comin'
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