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The satanic demon dog on my front porch didn't stop any visiting bible belters at my fabled estate.
I want some! I hope it will work for missionaries on the doorstep. Or do I need a special formula called Missionary Off?
Sorry it only works on ordained clergy.... Have you considered pepperspray for missionaries?... Or you can just turn on the sprinklers....
@Lizard_of_Ahaz Sometimes I just lead them on, and ask for evidence for what they tell me. That really confuses them.
@BestWithoutGods Next time ask them if they ever read Matthew 6:5-9.... They hate that one... Almost as bad as asking them who cut Sampson's hair.... They never get that one right...
@1EarthLovingGal Nowhere near as much fun though...
Posted by CliffordCookDonald Trump is so Bible, when he heard it would be easier for a camel to get through the eye of a needle than for a wealthy man to go to heaven, he just had a gigantic needle built to ride his camel ...
Posted by CliffordCook([stopchristiannationalism.com], when he heard there was an apparition of the Virgin Mary, he cut to the front of the line to grab her by the pussy.
Posted by YoujaesI saw this picture of the Chicken Sky Wizard and I thought it belonged here.
Posted by Ryo1"Everyone" 😆😆😆
Posted by noworry28So no free gas ever.
Posted by glennlabParenting is hard when you're honest
Posted by glennlabI proudly served, even if it was reluctantly, for 6 years.
Posted by bookofmoronscouldn't hurt I guess
Posted by bookofmoronsBible science - love sending this to rapture nuts
Posted by noworry28Yeah, that's usually how it works. Knowledge and education allows one to free his or her mind to apply critical thinking.
Posted by glennlabOlder adults too, some of us never plan on growing old.
Posted by glennlabRobin still has words of wisdom.
Posted by noworry28Religion, the enemy of progress.
Posted by bookofmoronsNature never ceases to amaze me. the things you see at the Smithsonian
Posted by CliffordCookTell me again about how Easter is about Jesus rising from the grave like a zombie. I love that joke.
Posted by glennlabGive a hand up when you can.