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The satanic demon dog on my front porch didn't stop any visiting bible belters at my fabled estate.
I want some! I hope it will work for missionaries on the doorstep. Or do I need a special formula called Missionary Off?
Sorry it only works on ordained clergy.... Have you considered pepperspray for missionaries?... Or you can just turn on the sprinklers....
@Lizard_of_Ahaz Sometimes I just lead them on, and ask for evidence for what they tell me. That really confuses them.
@BestWithoutGods Next time ask them if they ever read Matthew 6:5-9.... They hate that one... Almost as bad as asking them who cut Sampson's hair.... They never get that one right...
@1EarthLovingGal Nowhere near as much fun though...
Posted by KilltheskyfairyI don’t understand why it hasn’t happened…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyI don’t understand why it hasn’t happened…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyI don’t understand why it hasn’t happened…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyI don’t understand why it hasn’t happened…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyI don’t understand why it hasn’t happened…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyI can’t get enough of bear…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyI can’t get enough of bear…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyI can’t get enough of bear…
Posted by backtobasicsA little drinking fun
Posted by backtobasicsA little drinking fun
Posted by KilltheskyfairyI think even dummies know some of these?
Posted by KilltheskyfairyBear vs man: A bear wouldn’t demand my phone number so he could send me pictures of his bear junk.
Posted by KilltheskyfairyBear vs man: A bear wouldn’t demand my phone number so he could send me pictures of his bear junk.
Posted by KilltheskyfairyBear vs man: A bear wouldn’t demand my phone number so he could send me pictures of his bear junk.
Posted by KilltheskyfairyBear vs man: A bear wouldn’t demand my phone number so he could send me pictures of his bear junk.
Posted by KilltheskyfairyBear vs man: A bear wouldn’t demand my phone number so he could send me pictures of his bear junk.