I have been fortunate to have avoided this fate for years. However did have to suffer through a large cat jumping off the back of the couch and executing a one paw landing on my brand new/same day vasectomy. Mostly it's been hero cats saving me from a good night's sleep.
Just stepped out of the shower years back and my cat thought my swinging willy looked like a fun cat toy! High pitched screams and many tears later found out that bandaids don't really work on body parts that change sizes...
How about an ace bandage and some paper towels?
You're a better man than I am Gunga din.
Wouldn't hurt as much as burning to death, but damn that would hurt! You know those little claws are razor sharp!
Yes, I have two cats and I would never let my balls hang out like that! lol
Posted by noworry28Yes, they should also give the imaginary sky daddy the blame as well.
Posted by bookofmoronsMy perfect holiday calendar
Posted by backtobasicsGive yourself credit.
Posted by backtobasicsFollow the money, it leads to the truth.
Posted by backtobasicsI don't care, do you? When they can start proving one of their tales is true, maybe, just maybe, I'll listen.
Posted by backtobasicsA little advice for our daughters and granddaughters both natural and adopted.
Posted by backtobasicsPeople swear there is no heaven, but pray there is no hell.
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsNot really sure about the car light legend.
Posted by backtobasicsNot really sure about the car light legend.
Posted by backtobasicsI will not be shopping this Thursday or Friday.
Posted by backtobasicsAfter this last election, please be safe.