Sister Mary wakes & leaves her room to get breakfast. As she walks down the hall the first other nun she sees says, "I see you woke up on the wrong side of the bed." Mary is confused by this as she is not in a bad mood, but continues on her way. The next nun she passes states the same thing. Now Mary is becoming perplexed, & not a little perturbed. After this has gone on with every nun she passes her ire only grows. Finally, Sister Mary comes upon the Mother Superior, & Mary exclaims, "If you tell me I look like I got up on the wrong side of the bed I will scream!" Mother Superior pauses briefly & replies, "Not at all child, I was merely going to say that you look like you're wearing the Bishop's shoes!"
Posted by KilltheskyfairyI don’t understand why it hasn’t happened…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyI don’t understand why it hasn’t happened…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyI don’t understand why it hasn’t happened…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyI don’t understand why it hasn’t happened…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyI don’t understand why it hasn’t happened…
Posted by KilltheskyfairyA few things that people (fellas) seem to not understand about the bear vs man thing: The scenario is, a woman is walking through the woods hiking alone.
Posted by KilltheskyfairyA few things that people (fellas) seem to not understand about the bear vs man thing: The scenario is, a woman is walking through the woods hiking alone.
Posted by KilltheskyfairyA few things that people (fellas) seem to not understand about the bear vs man thing: The scenario is, a woman is walking through the woods hiking alone.
Posted by KilltheskyfairyA few things that people (fellas) seem to not understand about the bear vs man thing: The scenario is, a woman is walking through the woods hiking alone.
Posted by KilltheskyfairyA few things that people (fellas) seem to not understand about the bear vs man thing: The scenario is, a woman is walking through the woods hiking alone.
Posted by KilltheskyfairyA few things that people (fellas) seem to not understand about the bear vs man thing: The scenario is, a woman is walking through the woods hiking alone.
Posted by backtobasicsA little drinking fun
Posted by backtobasicsA little drinking fun
Posted by KilltheskyfairyI think even dummies know some of these?
Posted by KilltheskyfairyBear vs man: A bear wouldn’t demand my phone number so he could send me pictures of his bear junk.
Posted by KilltheskyfairyBear vs man: A bear wouldn’t demand my phone number so he could send me pictures of his bear junk.