Cut my wife into pieces
This is my last divorce
If the glove don't fit
You must acquit
NEXT THURSDAY?!! Thanks but bloody hell, I'm bored with it. I hope all you Americans are truly thankful and that you had a bountiful harvest this year.
@MsDemeanour Day after Thanksgiving (black Friday) is more legendary. Credit cards at the ready!
@WonderWartHog99 oooooooo shopping! Now you're talking!
@MsDemeanour Petunia always buys me housekeeping or cooking tools.
Posted by bookofmoronsMy perfect holiday calendar
Posted by backtobasicsGive yourself credit.
Posted by backtobasicsFollow the money, it leads to the truth.
Posted by backtobasicsI don't care, do you? When they can start proving one of their tales is true, maybe, just maybe, I'll listen.
Posted by backtobasicsA little advice for our daughters and granddaughters both natural and adopted.
Posted by backtobasicsPeople swear there is no heaven, but pray there is no hell.
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsThe Turkey day is on the prowl
Posted by backtobasicsNot really sure about the car light legend.
Posted by backtobasicsNot really sure about the car light legend.
Posted by backtobasicsI will not be shopping this Thursday or Friday.
Posted by backtobasicsAfter this last election, please be safe.
Posted by backtobasicsEveryone benefits from a better education system, not just those that have children in it.